If I could do anything with my life, I’d probably pursue a Barbie-esq career path of Broadway comedienne/interior designer/dog walker/bakeoff champion/children’s book author

all while living in a fairy tale cottage within close proximity to a Target. 

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Armed with comically small hands and Coke Zero in my bloodstream, I'm eternally ambitious while simultaneously always looking forward to my next nap. 

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You can typically find me with pearls in my ears and sunglasses on my head, listening to show tunes or perusing an antique store or book shop. 

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My love language is useless trivia,  sarcasm, and baskets. 

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